A Time Capsule of Single Life in 2k11
Him: What's up sexy?
Him: Where are you
Him: I'm sorry
Me: Are you engaged?
Him: Yeah I'm sorry
Him: Are u mad?
Him: U Mad?
Him: U mad?
(8 hours elapse)
Him: Hi
PhiLOLZophy has set a ‘personal/professional goal’ of garnering 105 Tumblr followers by midnight.
If you are the 105th follower I will send you a picture of my semi-naked body.
I will also send it to whomever is responsible via reblog.
If you are ‘not into girls’ I will send you a Starbucks…
I don’t smoke rocks, and that’s the truth.
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| — | Wisconsin GOP recall candidate David VanderLeest, setting the record straight on whether he smokes crack. |
Get your ass in line.
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| — | House Speaker John Boehner, instructing his fellow GOP lawmakers to stand behind his debt bill. (via officialssay) |
Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves.
Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets™ do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.
Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets™ do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.
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| — | A statement by Sesame Workshop, the non-profit organization behind Sesame Street, responding to a change.org petition to allow Bert and Ernie to get married. (via officialssay) |
